OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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