he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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