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theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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