Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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