So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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