Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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