i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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