i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she looked like the before picture.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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