i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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