Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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