Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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