You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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