The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Nicole vs. Life
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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