Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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