i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
My bed is full of blood and feathers
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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