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put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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