She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
