Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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