last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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