we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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