Already got asked if we're dating
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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