garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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