Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
