YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
