i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
