3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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