that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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