the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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