I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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