Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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