the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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