im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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