I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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