Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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