The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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