I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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