if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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