are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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