How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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