this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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