No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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