Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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