My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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