grandma shit on top of the toilet
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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