it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
