I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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