i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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