Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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