I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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