I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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