ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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