I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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