If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
soo... how was my night?
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