White coat. Heels.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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