Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Randomize
