Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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